Well, well, well.
He might not be the most popular man at Manchester United…
But Louis van Gaal is going nowhere this summer.
The Dutchman has been handed assurances he will be at Old Trafford next season, according to De Telegraaf.
And to make matters worse, depending on who you talk to, the 64-year-old is set to be given a €100m transfer warchest.
The Dutch newspaper, who were one of the first to report LVG was joining United, also claim the Red Devils are set to splash the cash on Everton striker Romelu Lukaku.
What this means for Jose Mourinho is anyone’s guess…