My dear Ghanaians Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people Its argument, not
My dear Yorubas Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight,
'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its
Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'.
Its people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'!
Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie
stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal
My Egun people Its actually 'MTN' and not
My dear Calabar peeps Kindly note its
love and not 'rurf'.
My Benue people Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick
Ross'. My Igbo people
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is
thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's
is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven.
Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our
Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'