My dear Ghanaians Its church, not 'Chech'.
 Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
 My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
 currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
 My dear Edo people Its argument, not
 'ajument'.
 My dear Yorubas Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight,
 not
 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
 My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its
 Sean
 Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
 My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'.
 Its people, not
 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'!
 Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie
 Macauley',
 stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal
 calling'.
 My Egun people Its actually 'MTN' and not
 'NTM'!
 My dear Calabar peeps Kindly note its
 love and not 'rurf'.
 My Benue people Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick
 Ross'. My Igbo people
 There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is
 thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
 sheet'.
 And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's
 prayer
 is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven.
 Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our
 Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'

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