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Offline Timi Dapsin

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Great quotes by great people (Funny)
« on: June 15, 2014, 11:14:51 PM »


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#‎St‬.len Quote(); 1) Killing urself is BAD, but committing suicide is the
 BADDEST------ Patience Jonathan{2011} 2) D water used in making eba can never be recovered.. --- Barack Obama (2009)
 3) Those who eats Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their
 dreams....... Aristotle (1806).
 4) he who fight and run away, na fear dey catch am.....MIKE TYSON (1998)
 5) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried HAUSA
 perfume ----Isaac Newton (1904)
 6) He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it can never keep a secret ----- Abraham Lincoln (1864)
 7) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been
 with a mountain-of-fire member --- William Shakespeare (1788).
 8) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria --- Lord Lugard (1904)
 9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasa njo (1999)
 10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri  to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty---- Queen Elisabeth(1893)
 11) Any toilet wey dey clean never jam correct (((Word Blocked))). ----- Jose Mourinho (2014)
 12) anybody wey say notin dey happen for dis country 9ja will be shot 9 times ---- 2face Idibia (2006)
 13) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry---- sir Alex Ferguson
 (2005)
 14) Nigeria was never on the map when God said
 # LET_THERE_BE_LI GHT----- Buhari (1980)
 15) Whether Jonah swallowed d fish or d Fish swallowed Jona, All na d same ----Abacha (1970)
 16) Any one who think there are no human chimpanzes. have not met me ----- OBASANJO (1999)





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Re: Great quotes by great people (Funny)
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 06:18:41 AM »
I've seen your posts. It is the newspaper media in general. I really likeit.

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Re: Great quotes by great people (Funny)
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 09:05:50 AM »
I've seen your posts. It is the newspaper media in general. I really likeit.


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