Entertainment => Entertainment World => Jokes And Riddles => Topic started by: ctimi on April 25, 2014, 02:04:45 PM

Title: Akpos question and answer
Post by: ctimi on April 25, 2014, 02:04:45 PM
a)Q: What is the
 similarity between
 men and rats?
 A: Both keep
 for new holes
 b)Q: What is the closest thing
 similar to a woman's period?
 A: Your salary, it comes
 once a month lasts
 about 5- days and if it
 doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
 c)Q: What's
 difference between biology and
 A: When the baby looks
 like his dad or mom,
 then it is biology. When the baby looks like the
 neighbor, then it is
 d)Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are
 you having 3meals a day
 as I have advised?
 A: Lady: Doctor, I
 thought you said 3 males a day.
 e)Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend
 go for
 a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where
 it would have bitten?
 A:The boy friends
 f)Q:What is Similar between
 and Pu*sy
 A:Black Bush
 g)Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
 Tarzan removed his
 clothes. All the animals
 laughed.Tarzan asked"Why"?
 A:The animals said ur tail is in#
 administrative center :)

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