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Entertainment => Entertainment World => Jokes And Riddles => Topic started by: ctimi on April 25, 2014, 02:04:45 PM
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a)Q: What is the
similarity between
men and rats?
A: Both keep
searching
for new holes
b)Q: What is the closest thing
similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes
once a month lasts
about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
c)Q: What's
the
difference between biology and
sociology?
A: When the baby looks
like his dad or mom,
then it is biology. When the baby looks like the
neighbor, then it is
sociology.
d)Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are
you having 3meals a day
as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I
thought you said 3 males a day.
e)Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend
go for
a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where
it would have bitten?
A:The boy friends
hand.
f)Q:What is Similar between
D*ck
and Pu*sy
A:Black Bush
g)Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his
clothes. All the animals
laughed.Tarzan asked"Why"?
A:The animals said ur tail is in#
administrative center :)
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