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Entertainment => Entertainment World => Jokes And Riddles => Topic started by: Timi Dapsin on December 22, 2013, 12:27:37 AM

Title: Akpos joke Collection
Post by: Timi Dapsin on December 22, 2013, 12:27:37 AM
 Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?
AKPOS: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have?
AKPOS: Six.
Teacher: Good! Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?
AKPOS: Seven!!!
Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from?
AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already have 1 cat at home!
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Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.

TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test.

AKPOS: Haba aunty!

TEACHER: Shut up! Ok make a simple sentence with 'mad'.

AKPOS: Our aunty is mad.