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STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)

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STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:30:26 PM »


If you missed Part 1 read here=> http://afriwap.com/entertainment/story-how-i-started-stealing-pots-with-food-on-fire-(part1)


PART 2 EPISODE 11

And this was how i started the full time ministry.

I scouted for houses that were mostly face me i face you and those that cooked food in the open. I also took cognizance of the inhabitants with special interest in those houses that had less males and more females, children or aged people.

I also made sure i did my business in areas far from my house, sometimes i walk several kilometers away from home.

Once i study the pattern of cooking, inhabitants and security, i strike.

Sometimes i go with the pot and food and most times, i pour it in the cooler.

I majored mostly in beans and rice with occasional visitations to yam and solid food.

I became the master and savior to my neighbors who kept wondering how i was getting food to eat, they would just see me with cooler and know say "Gbam! Food don land.

I told them i was buying the food from restaurants, most of my hostel mates now depended on me for dinner and i was happy to be a vessel and channel to bless me much to dismay of my ugly female neighbor opposite.

For a whole month, i kept on in this act, new locations every day, new pots every day. In short, i began the Anini of stealing food on fire and waged war on the land.




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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2016, 01:37:20 PM »
EPISODE 12

I made sure i didn’t steal raw food because which kerosene i go use cook am self.

In the 2nd month of my booming enterprise, i introduced Ategun, my neighbor who was eating far too much of the food i was bringing.

This is not time to be eating free food anyhow, and so ategun joined me and we became Batman and Robin.

News spread fast of our activities and people started becoming vigilant.

We rested one week in which we stole some drinks from iya suliat shop and resumed back in the pot stealing but making our activities more prominent concerning dinner food.

Everybody was complaining but we were getting fatter and fresher, anybody that ask us how we day do am, we go say na God." 

though mama still dey struggle send money small small, it was really to no effect. Papa had even backed out totally and reports from home have it that gulder and trophy are now papa’s 5/6.

But here i was eating and living well.

Not knowing that the end was near.

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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2016, 01:42:47 PM »
EPISODE 13

This was how i continued in my flamboyant lifestyle, enjoying and flexing.

A week before i was caught, a young preacher had walked up to me and warned me to depart from any evil act i was doing.

I just ignored his supposed rants, Which evil i dey do ?

My house became a sort of holy land of food for boys, with a good fridge nearby, food was never a problem.

My test results were going fine. I was on the verge of getting a new babe, everything was going smooth.

Not until this particular Saturday.

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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2016, 01:49:13 PM »
EPISODE 14

By this time, i don reconcile with my neighbor, Infact we were closer than before we fought. Food was no longer a problem.

Her sweet companionship made me to forget about the whole change shii in the country.

Food dey my fridge, drinks were not missing too but this particular Saturday, na Beans dey do me chop.

I approached my neighbor and asked her for beans but she stated that the last one was cooked yesterday by her and her friends.

“I looked for you yesterday but you weren’t around, but i will get it for you, just wait a little till afternoon“ She stated.

She hurriedly served me the jollof rice with 2 fried meats she cooked that morning which i ate and drank pepsi on top.

But i was still not satisfied, I could not wait till afternoon when she would cook the beans, i needed the beans right away.

I finished the jollof, got my backo bag and cooler and returned her plate to her.

I told her i was going out and would soon be back but as if she knew what was going to happen , she held on to me and insisted i stay with her.

Despite my agitations to leave, she playfully still held onto me and while we were still struggling, light come.

" eh, have you forgotten about your test tomorrow" there is light now, let me give you my modem so you can go online and read with it"

haha, before i look left, look right, this girl don push me for on top bed.

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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2016, 02:09:41 PM »
EPISODE 15

Boo, boo why are you doing me like this?

She stated as she started caressing me and fighting world war 3 with my belt. This was around 9 am in the morning, what could make her so Hot so early.

I started having reservations about the cucumber she sliced on my jollof rice because i sha noticed the cucumber was greener and tasted more mature than a normal cucumber...

She planted a kiss on my lips as her extra extra soft boobs collided with my bony chest and sent a tingle down my brain and blood down "My down”.

I almost forgot about my mission today as the kissing got intense, i grabbed a copy of the benevolent water melon as i unhooked the bra like James bond and the jezebel in her sprang up.
I started seeing the afro candies in her. Omo, last last na to use pillow cover the face.

I quickly connected my phone with aux cord to her speaker and started playing gospel music in order to reduce any noise that may be coming from her.

The song "igwe blasted from the speakers.

I didn't know that God was packaging my punishment.

I and this girl were on cloud 9 as i brought the pillow nearby to cover the face as i penetrated the passage of joy...

So last last, i go f this babe.

I was just about to start when Nathaniel bassey’s song: someone knocking at the door played and truly we actually heard a knock at the door.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2016, 02:53:48 PM »
EPISODE 17

As i was moving, various Christian and Islamic messages warning against evil doers blasted from various speakers across the streets but i turn a deaf ear.

The first house i got to which i knew they would be Cooking by that time seemed to have beefed up security.

I have not even entered the surrounding when someone started asking who i was.
I had to leave. The second and third house i do visit were cooking yam and rice and left it unguarded but it was beans i was targeting.

It was just like a spell, all this while. The time was now around 1pm under hot sun.

I finally got to where my desired meal was being cooked and acquainted a little girl.
 
I quickly scoped her to tell me the name of any guy living in the building after i formed a name and said i was looking for the person.

Is it broda Tolu?

Yes tolu, is he around?

No but he will soon be back.

Ok, i will wait.

I said as i started scanning for an escape route. I greeted all the women in the compound and even cracked jokes with them while i watched as the beans were going to its last stage of preparation.

Immediately i noticed the food was done, the woman cooking it placed the food on the table outside and went to buy detergent which i presumed is to wash the plates...

On sighting this, i set to action.

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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2016, 02:59:06 PM »
EPISODE 18

After cracking some jokes about how five naira could not buy anything again and some other irrelevant stuffs, i noticed that the women were already friendly with me....

While they were still laughing, i sneaked to the back and quickly removed my cooler.
Haha , Obe So !!

I looked left and Right and quickly poured the beans into the cooler but i left like three spoons of beans in the pot for the woman so it will not be like someone is wicked.

I placed it back gently and wiped the back of the pot where the beans spilled on.
I muttered a silent prayer for the successful mission and headed towards the backdoor.

Only for the little girl i met earlier to come and corner me at the back.

Uncle Tolu is back! She shouted.

Haaa, My God i knew i was in trouble when she stated this as i did not know the so called tolu neither does he know me.

"tell him am coming back, lemme go and buy food first eh "

with that, i hurried forward with the hope of getting away from there and never coming back.

Uncle where are you going.

I said am coming back. I said angrily as i made attempt to push her off my way.

"But I saw you pouring mummy kehinde beans inside your cooler"

tina what is happening there?”  I could hear a husky male voice question the girl from inside the house as urine tinkled down my 50 cents boxers.

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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2016, 03:13:56 PM »
EPISODE 19

At this point, i had no other choice than to push the little girl to the floor as i made way for the door only for me to Meet the supposed uncle tolu at the door.

Tina, Are you alright he asked looking at me, battle ready.
I turned back to try and run only to meet the man with the husky voice who happens to be tina father.

Were you trying to molest my daughter ' he said in the coldest manner any human has ever spoken to me.

No no, I said already shaking.

“So you are one of those pedophiles molesting our children, we have caught you today“ the man stated again as he started knocking on other tenants door to open up.

Daddy he was stealing mummy kehinde food "the devil incarnate of the girl stated.

No, i bought the food, i bought.

“Uncle tolu, do you know him?” The girl asked


No, i have never seen him before.

Haah, tolu tolu.

But my entire attempt to resort to defense fell on its back immediately the woman who owns the food returned.

"Where is my pot of beans” she stated as she dropped the detergent and other things she brought in.

At this moment, i now know say I don F up.

No escape.

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Re: STORY: How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire (PART2)
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2016, 03:20:51 PM »
Episode 20 (The finale)

At this point, i knew there was no escape. This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.

I woke up after three days in coma
at the hospital. According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was d*ad.

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me to be d*ad.

My parents were called in, my father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up.

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears.

My entire attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free.

The shame was so too much in school even though i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a (((Abusive word Blocked))). This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home, i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city. Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him. I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs.

This brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for.

As an adage says: Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle.

THE END.

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